I have upgraded! My $5 Pogoplug Mobile (pictured below) is now in storage.
This website is hosted in a Proxmox Virtual Environment running on a Mini PC.
Traffic is routed through Cloudflare with certificates issued by Let's Encrypt.
![[server.jpg]](/images/server.jpg)
The guard monitors the health of the server (not really).
Q. Is that really your email address?
A. Yes, one of them. (I find it amusing.)
Q. Who actually visits this website?
A. Bots and crawlers (and now, you).
Q. May I DDoS your website?
A. Please don't...
Q. What's with the appearance of this website?
A. I'm clearly not a web designer. (Plus, I like the spartan look.)
Q. May I use your website as a template for mine?
A. Sure. (I would appreciate your adding a backlink to my website though.)
Q. Your games don't work...
A. Lunar lander and Prep kit require Java plugins. (Spotty on modern browsers.)
Q. I can't access one of your uploaded files.
A. I've restricted access to protect against scrapers. Contact me for access.
Q. I have goods and/or services to sell you.
A. Thanks, but I can't afford it.
Q. You look familiar...
A. Probably because you've seen me on Google Street View (Google has deleted the better angles).
Q. Wait...you aren't the "Eric Cheng" I am looking for.
A. Perhaps, this is a case of mistaken identity?
Q. Anything else on your website I should check out?
A. I made a custom 404 page that probably never gets seen.
Q. I have some other question, comment, or complaint.
A. Ok - I suppose you should send me an email then.